This joke made me laugh, I hope it brings a smile on your face:
"A lawyer's dog heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, " if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have the right to demand payment from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." The butcher says, " then you owe me $9 because your dog stole a roast from me today." Without any objection, the lawyer writes a check for $9. The butcher leaves happily.
Three days later, the butcher receives a bill from the lawyer: " $100 is due for the consultation!""