Today is the first day of the rest of my life; leaving england and moving to the US; I am so happy because after a long long time I feel I have my life in my hand; I can dream and plan for my future; it is not easy but I love it; I like to share my happiness with you by writting a joke that I have recently heard and made me laugh deeply; I hope it brings a smile in your face.
"A woman had gone through therapy with the same therapist for 10 years; on her last day, she praises her therapist by telling him how much he has transformed her life, how complete he has made her feel. She says to him:"But, doctor, in all these years, you have not said one word; please, doctor, tell me something, just one word." and she insists please, please,...The doctor looks at her and says: "No hablo ingles!" "